Drunk King Robert

PM-ME-SPRINKLES is an Australian politician who has been a member of the House of Representatives since April 2018, representing the Divisions of Melbourne and Kingston for the Pirate Party and Labour Party respectively. She was Attorney-General for Australia between April and May 2018 in the Bsharri Government.

Early life and education
Sprinkles was born in Sydney, New South Wales to two working class parents. Sprinkles was educated at RMIT University and graduated with a Bachelor of Engineering majoring in Aerospace Engineering. Sprinkles was involved in numerous political activist groups before finally joining the Pirate Party in early 2018.

Parliamentary career
After managing to gain the trust of the Pirate Party, Sprinkles was made the Leader of the Pirate Party in March 2018. She led the party during the May 2018 Election and continued to hold the Pirate's two seats in the House of Representatives while also managing to give the Party a single seat in the Senate held by CircleSongIsDank. After careful negotiations, the Pirate Party formed a coalition to form the Bsharri Government as a coalition with the Socialist Party and the Labor Party. During Sprinkles' tenure in this government she held the role of Attorney-General and Minister for Women.

Following Bsharri's betrayal by dissolving the house without notifying the cabinet and resigning from politics, Sprinkles announced that she would be dissolving the Pirate Party with support from scrubfungen and CircleSongIsDank. Sprinkle's then promptly joined the Socialists to contest the June Election where she ran in the Division of Kingston

Formation of the Labour Party
Sprinkles had been in favour of a united left wing party even during her time while in the Pirate Party and when she was in the Socialist Party she voted in favour of creating the Australian Labour Party. During her time in the Australian Labour Party, Sprinkles wrote the National Constitution of the party and helped the party form a democratic side and have the National Executive be accountable for.

Political Positions
Sprinkles has a few core beliefs and political positions. (THIS IS STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS)
 * Protecting the rights of individuals
 * Protecting the rights of workers
 * Ensuring that the law is just and fair

Personal life
Sprinkles lives in Melbourne with her wife Drunk_King_Robert.