Drunk King Robert

Drunk_King_Robert is an Australian politician and former member of the House of Representatives, representing the Division of Pearce twice, and Chisholm once. She also served in the Senate as Senator for Western Australia.

Early life and education
DKR was born and raised in the Latrobe Valley, a coal mining community in Victoria. Eventually she moved to Western Australia, becoming involved with the Socialist Party.

Parliamentary career
Selected to contest Pearce for the Socialist Party, DKR managed to win the seat in the April Election, before a loss in the June Election. Spending some time in the Senate, DKR soon retired to re-contest Pearce after JengaLucile was taken behind the barn and shot in the back of the head by the High Court of Australia. Despite winning the seat, DKR suffered a similar fate to Jenga, triggering a supplementary election. This election was cancelled due to the August Election, where DKR returned to her home town and won the Seat of Chisholm. Mental health issues succeeded in forcing her to resign, shortly after the collapse of the Australian Labour Party.

During the Canberra byelection, Socialist leader Matt Monti endorsed right-wing independent with a history of genocide advocacy Woof232 for the seat, prompting DKR to rejoin the party and move a leadership spill. Winning the resulting vote, DKR is now the leader of the Socialist Party and candidate for the Melbourne byelection.

Personal life
DKR married fellow MP PM-ME-SPRINKLES in Whenever That Wedding Was. They divorced following Sprinkles' affair with Gilgamesh.