Drunk King Robert

Drunk_King_Robert (DKR) is an Australian socialist politician and the current Prime Minister of Australia. The controversial politician is known for her eccentricity and ability to teleport. 

Early life and education
DKR was born and raised in the Latrobe Valley, a coal mining community in Victoria. Eventually she moved to Western Australia, becoming involved with the Socialist Party.

Parliamentary career
Selected to contest Pearce for the Socialist Party, DKR managed to win the seat in the April Election, before a loss in the June Election. Spending some time in the Senate, DKR soon retired to re-contest Pearce after JengaLucile was taken behind the barn and shot in the back of the head by the High Court of Australia. Despite winning the seat, DKR suffered a similar fate to Jenga, triggering a supplementary election. This election was cancelled due to the August Election, where DKR returned to her home town and won the Seat of Chisholm. Mental health issues succeeded in forcing her to resign, shortly after the collapse of the Australian Labour Party.

During the Canberra byelection, Socialist leader Matt Monti endorsed right-wing independent with a history of genocide advocacy Woof232 for the seat, prompting DKR to rejoin the party and move a leadership spill. Winning the resulting vote, DKR became the leader of the Socialist Party. In the Canberra byelection, DKR secured a shock third place, going on to win the Melbourne byelection thanks to Radical preferences.

She merged the Socialist Party back into the Labour Party in December 2018, becoming Leader shortly after. She became a Senator for Western Australia after Social Democratic Party leader Youmaton resigned from the Senate, having been nominated as the replacement as Youmaton's seat was elected on the Labour ticket in the September election.

Entering into coalition government with the SDP and Radical Party, DKR assumed the portfolios of Transport and Associate Minister for Equality, and was chosen as Leader of the Government in the Senate.

Controversies
During her time in the Labour Party, DKR went down to the Morwell RSL to have a drink with some old mates from the union movement, but ended up having far more than expected when one of the madlads revealed he had been pouring absinthe in her drink because she just wasn't as fun anymore. The resulting wild night ended with DKR posting Irish rebel songs on her Twitter account, attracting scolding from people who said that terrorism is bad, actually. DKR endorsed the terrorist activities of the IRA, due to the fact they were carried out in the context of a war of liberation against British occupiers. However, some disagreed, and are wrong.

Personal life
DKR married fellow MP PM-ME-SPRINKLES in Whenever That Wedding Was. They divorced following Sprinkles' affair with Gilgamesh.